5 things Rattlesnake, the drummer for the world famous band Rattler, must have before he goes on stage.

1. 6 Gallons of Shasta Orange soda.

2. The Family Matters DVD box set. He dated Harriette Winslow for a couple months. The two separated not because of the age difference, but because of Rattlesnake’s giant 16 inch penis. He never got over the loss.

3. A bed full of Plus Ten Models. Look if you had a 16 inch dick, you couldn’t fuck just any little blond with out her losing a vital organ. Trial and Error. Rattler has paid a lot of money in dick related accidents.

4. Two case’s of KING COBRA 40’s and a ounce of Baltimore’s finest rock cocaine. Its cocaine in rock form. Its awesome.

5. One Newport. Just one.